Fart Fun

Covering Up a Fart.

Men usually just let it go, but in my lifetime I know that women fart. They just hide it. Here are some of the ways that women hide the fact that they just let out a poofy-poofy.

• courtesy flush - At the time of the loud flush they let it go. The flush drowns out the noise. (This may not be healthy if you are sitting on the can. The water can splash up on your ass.
• Slamming the car door - Ah yes, you must time this perfectly. As the door hits the lock, you unlock that ass and fart.
• Farting during fireworks - You little stinker. I thought it was the smoke from the fireworks that made it smell.
• Shower Farting - This is easy. Nobody is around, the shower is running, and you let it all out.
• Turn up the music I love this song - Everybody knows that you hate Vanilla Ice. Just admit that the loud music is covering up your loud ass.
• Splashing in the swimming pool - You don’t want anyone to see the bubbles coming from your butt, so you swish the water around while you plan a sneaky stinky
• The “two cheek sneak” - You let out a little bit of gas at a time so you can get rid of it.

If you can think of any more way that women hide the fact that they are farting, please leave a comment below.

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