Fart Jokes & How To Fart Like a Lady
Fart Joke & How To Fart Like a Lady
The teacher walks into the room and says… “OK class todays word is DEFINITELY, can anyone use the word in a sentence.”
Little Susie stands up and say “The sky is DEFINITELY blue.”
The teacher says; “Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try.”
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says ” Yes Johnny, What is it?”
Johnny says ” I have a question.”
OK lets hear it, says the teacher.
Johnny says “Do Farts have lumps?”
The teacher says, “Well no they don’t.”
Little Johnny says “Well then I DEFINITELY just sh#t my pants!!!”
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