It’s a family affair. Fart Toys
Every year at our family Christmas party, someone gets a fuckin’ fart toy. I don’t care if you are starving Somalian, you’ll laugh when you get a toy that just farts.
Screw Fabrage Eggs, the Hope Diamond and mosaic bottles of lamp oil, fart toys are the way to go.
When I visit preschools and dress up as Santa, I have the kids pull my finger and then I pull a fart toy out of my bag.
“WTF is this Santa? I wanted a video game!”
Then with the twitch of my nose, I let out another fart and I’m on my way.
Fart toys are family tradition in our family. Do you have flatulent traditions? I know there is an Aunt in your family that let’s them rip.
Happy Holidays
Fun Filled Fart Book
It’s a family affair. Fart Toys
Tom - Founder of Fart Fun.
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