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Liquid Ass

Liquid Ass - The actual Smell of Real ASS in a bottle
- I’ve Seen this on a Bubba the love sponge video. Some girl was crying just from the thought of this stuff. Sure it’s liquid ass how bad can it get.  Just a few drops of this liquid ass and I’m sure it will go from fart to funny in lighting speed.
Liquid Ass - The actual Smell of Real ASS in a bottle This liquid ass can get you in real trouble, so be careful. Liquid Ass , The Liquidass Smelly Fart Liquid Ass Smell Liquid Prank. Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power?packed, super?concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt?crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part?your?hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. You couldn’t ever begin to list list all the obnoxious uses for Liquid ass. The stream nozzle allows for super fast * stealthy application which means you can back up and watch the chaos unfold. And Liquid ass truly will create chaos. Guaranteed. This is the same famous product featured on Howard Stern and hundreds of other radio shows across the nation. Liquid Ass is the most powerful ass stink liquid you can shoot and make people vomit, choke gag, and literally need to evacuate the area! There is no way anybody could voluntarily deal with the stench. Best results are obtained when used indoors. Squirt liberally with a sweeping motion over a large surface area. On most carpeted floors, Liquid ASS is not visible and the smell lasts longer. On tile floors, squirt in the corners to minimize light reflection. A good rule of thumb is to apply Liquid ASS around the perimeter of the target area or approximately that same amount spread over the middle area. Several significant variables will affect the performance of your Liquid ASS operation. Results will vary due to ventilation, humidity, room size, and amount applied. I n general (95% of the time), when used indoors with medium ventilation, a third of a bottle will generate dry-heave-quality stench from one to three hours. The stench and longevity of Liquid ASS far exceeds that of Stink Bombs and Fart Spray. Liquid ASS is a highly?concentrated, butt?crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal. Here are some of uses Liquid Ass is Perfect For! SCHOOL CLASSROOM EVACUATION (PEOPLE MAY ACTUALY VOMIT MAKING IT EVEN FUNNIER) TAMING ANNOYING NEIGHBORS (SEE TESTIMONIALS) PRACTICLE JOKE AT CROWDED PLACES (SUCH AS THE SUPERMARKET OR STARBUCKS) REVENGE AT THE WORK PLACE (PUT IT IN A COWORKERS COFFEE MUG OR ON HIS CHAIR) BATHROOM HANDSOAP (MAKES PEOPLES HANDS SMELL LIKE….. SHIT?!) ROOMMATES SHAMPOO (OH YEA SHAM—”POO”) THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!! ACTUAL Customer Testimonial With Liquid Ass - The actual Smell of Real ASS in a bottle, I can live my life again! Let me explain: I have noisy neighbors ? neighbors who don’t listen to me or the police when we ask for peace and quiet. I work in a hospital and have to operate at 6AM some days, so I need my rest ? wouldn’t you want your surgeon to get some sleep? Anyway, these idiots play Rock Band all night on weeknights, and I just couldn’t take it. One morning, I had an epiphany ? in the form of Liquid ASS. First off, Liquid ASS arrives FAST!

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