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Stinky Farts May Indicate That You Really Have to Poop

Smelly gas may indicate that you have to poop soon. So before you leave the house, make sure you sit on the can and get it all out. I really don’t want to enter an elevator that you just exited. You know you fart in elevators just before the door opens. Then some poor people are traped in your cloud for 36 floors without ventilation.

So the question is…Have you pooped today?

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